So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
You know it’s going to be an exciting day when
you start drawing your name in hieroglyphs on your leg. #thedangersofwearingcapris
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They’ll take over the world.OH MY GOD
YES OMG YES
o.o
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Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
Why don’t we do this
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page
thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….
wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?
i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what
WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!
You know you never log out when….
….uhh
you can log out?
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL
son of a bitch
I just spat my kitkat everywhere.
And there went my soda…
(Source: misterdiddums)
“When twilight drops her curtain down and pins it with a star, remember that you have a friend though she may wander far.”
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